What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.