How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3: