How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

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Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3: