Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...