Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!