Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."