Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

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What are a plumber's favorite shoes?

Clogs

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !