Asia Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ?

Asia mum in

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.