Asia Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ?

Asia mum in

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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Fill the tank

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why can't DJs play pool?

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What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What do they call cunnilingis in India?

A punjob.

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

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How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns