Asia Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ?

Asia mum in

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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Whittle by whittle.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

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What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.