Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

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Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.