Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter