Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

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Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels