Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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Who does a ghoul fall in love with?

His ghoul friend.

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.