Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What people travel the most?

Romans.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride