Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a hipster's biggest problem?

You probably haven't heard it.

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.