Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle