What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight