What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Why don't you trust me?

she texted both the guys simultaneously.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't evennn...

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.