Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

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How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre