What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.