What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

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Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.