What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.