With a pair of Caesars...
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High finance.
Quark ! Quark !
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
The banana gets in the way. Banana split
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
It was time to split.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )
Split the bill.
To boldly split infinitives!
A dead poodle, split in half.
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He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
A lightsabre
At the Czech-out line.
You cut *Juan* out.
The split is gonna be explosive
He split a seam in his blue ones.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
Banana split so ice creamed !
Both get thrown out when they have no use
Quack.
A hamburglar!
Woah, the traffic is moving.
To get his quarterback.
To get his quarterback!!
Joint custardy
In a joint account
I on it.
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
The same way British people pronounce beer can.
How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
With a razor and their wrist.
Scissor me timbers!
Fur traders.
