With a pair of Caesars...
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High finance.
Quark ! Quark !
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
The banana gets in the way. Banana split
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
It was time to split.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )
Split the bill.
To boldly split infinitives!
A dead poodle, split in half.
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He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
A lightsabre
At the Czech-out line.
You cut *Juan* out.
The split is gonna be explosive
He split a seam in his blue ones.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
Banana split so ice creamed !
Cut it in half.
A poodle split in half.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
It would be a fowl proceeding.
No Direction.
They put him under joint custody.
A necrophiliac.
Mourning Wood
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
Check, mate!
They drink bleach.
Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.
High finance!
LMAO
Have a NICE day!
