Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke