What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap "