What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking