What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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What is cleverer than a talking cat ?

A spelling bee !

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.