What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia