What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.