Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?

On squid row !

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What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse