What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.