What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

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What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree