What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?

You can't hear an apple