What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies