What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes