What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*