What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?