What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains