Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

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What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river