What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

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They love to swim in gold coins.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

Helsinki Jokes More Helsinki Jokes

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"