What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.