Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What do you call a mexican barber?

El Chapo

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire