What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

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It gets buzzed!

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He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.