Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

Preposition Jokes More Preposition Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.