Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.