Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !