Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.