Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.