Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What do you call an STI in your nose?

Sniff-illis

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.