A. Telling you his real name.
He wears mittens.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
Because they're all in relationships!
No strings attached
A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.
A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
Her' real name is Victor!
Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen
A half hour of begging.