What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!

What's your real name again?

Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.