What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

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No strings attached

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Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.