What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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He got too attached to his work.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...