What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

What is a relationship?

It's the one that always sinks....

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

What do you attach to a transgender chicken?

Dez Nuts!