No strings attached
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
It didn't have any pickups
Because he had bad pickups
A. Telling you his real name.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
No, you're a lyre!
Because it had no character.
Dez Nuts!
Because they stick