Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car?

Joaquin.

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What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.