Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.