Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What's a similarity between obese people, and my relationships with women?

They don't work out.

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad