What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.