What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book?

X-Men

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!