What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Whats the incredible hulks favourite drink?

Incredible mulk

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-