What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

How many were left?

Nine!

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"