What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.