What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.