What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.