What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

How did Princess Aurora catch her prince?

She became a sleeper agent

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.