What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why does it have to be a group activity?

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

What did the fisher say to the fishkin?

Catch you later

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.