What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!