What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

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What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore