What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)