Tale Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.