What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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Who survives?

America.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

What's Black White And Red All Over?

A Police Shootout