What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What do you call a Mexican child molester?

A Pedrophile

What do you call a Mexican Disney Princess?

A Taco Belle.

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!