Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

City Jokes More City Jokes

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz