When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
Only one cannoli.
Shiver me timbers!
Fish and ships.
They want to look like their mothers.
Made in Va-China.
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
