Tony
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When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
That rig a Tonys.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tony.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Chin and Tonyk !
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To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
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You guys have no life!"
It doesn't Mather.
He said, "No man, clay chair."
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
because he's covering an erection!
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
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One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.
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I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
Toni
One with a cemetery plot.
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Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.
