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When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
That rig a Tonys.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tony.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Chin and Tonyk !
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To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.
You hang around I'll go on ahead
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
Iron, man.
Stark industries has actually turned a profit
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
Fettuccini Alfedora.
A speech impediment.
Made in Va-China.
To stamp out forest fires !
They are full of Iranian seman
At a Pair of Docks
Shake it off
He got stuck in a jam.
