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When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
That rig a Tonys.
Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..
Tony.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Chin and Tonyk !
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To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
Because they are out standing in their field.
Stark industries has actually turned a profit
Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.
Spaghetto.
In the spaghetto
The captains log.
I ship them
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
They just don't believe in labels.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
Chin up pal.
Stark naked.
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It's skirts versus shins.
