Shin Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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Tony

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He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.