Shin Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What do you call someone without any shins?

Toeknee.

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

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Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the right nut say to the left nut?

This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!

What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.