Tony
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It's skirts versus shins.
Toeknee.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
So you can tell them from flamingos !
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
They both have ornamental balls.
AHEM!
Their balls would fall out.
They both don't like wires
Two Mennonite.
The Stunning-Cougar Effect.
They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
She answers "My big toes".