Big Toe Jokes

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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Because 7 always came first!!!

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I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"