Big Toe Jokes

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!