Big Toe Jokes

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby"

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap