What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback