Nickelback
A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.
Fill the tank
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
They keep Terran.
Dr.: a plastic bag
Helen Keller.
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.