What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

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Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

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I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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They know how to tuck away junk.

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A closet closet.

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Licker cabinet.

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You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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Raisin Bran

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.