What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Convertable Jokes More Convertable Jokes

What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.