What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

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What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.