Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.