Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.