How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

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What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.