What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

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What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...